You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
101 Pickup Lines
1. I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
2. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
3. I must be a Snowflake, becuase I've fallen for you.
4. I know somebody that thinks they might like you alot. And if i wasnt so shy, I would tell you who it is.
5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
6. Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.
7. Can I lick that film off your teeth?
8. Can you give me directions...to your heart?
9. Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!
10. Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
11. Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
12. Falling for you would be a very short trip.
13. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
14. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
15. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
16. Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
17. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
18. Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
19. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
20. What do you like for breakfast?
21. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
22. You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
23. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
24. You sure have a great looking tooth.
25. I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
26. I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
27. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.
28. May I have some kisses up here, please.
29. If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
30. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
31. Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
32. If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
33. You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
34. You want me. I can smell it.
35. If you were a drug, I would overdose!
36. If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.
37. [Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I'm throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?
38. Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.
39. I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
40. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
41. Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.
42. You know, we were born without clothes.
43. Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
44. Like alcohol to the alcoholic,
Like chocolate to the chocoholic,
You are the [name] to the [name]holic.
(preferabally for use on men/women that have an A or O as the last letter of their first name.)
45. If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
46. Will you read my palm? [I don't see anything.] I didn't expect you to because love is blind.
47. Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
48. Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!
49. Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
50. You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.
51. That's a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number?
52. Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
53. Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
54. Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
55. What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!
56. You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.
57. You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
58. Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
59. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
60. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
61. Hi, who's your friend?
62. Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.
63. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
64. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
65. Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.
66. Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'
67. Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
68. Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
69. Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
70. Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
71. Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
72. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
73. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
74. You must be the cause of global warming!
75. Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!
76. What's your sign?
77. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
78. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
79. Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
80. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
81. You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically delicious!
82. I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!
83. So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?
84. If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
85. You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
86. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
87. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?
88. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
89. Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!
90. If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
91. Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
92. I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
93. Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
94. Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special!
95. Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.
96. Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
97. Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
98. You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.
99. Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
100. I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
101. Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
102. Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young to be here without an adult.
103. You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
104. Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
105. How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.
2. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
3. I must be a Snowflake, becuase I've fallen for you.
4. I know somebody that thinks they might like you alot. And if i wasnt so shy, I would tell you who it is.
5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
6. Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.
7. Can I lick that film off your teeth?
8. Can you give me directions...to your heart?
9. Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!
10. Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
11. Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
12. Falling for you would be a very short trip.
13. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
14. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
15. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
16. Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
17. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
18. Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
19. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
20. What do you like for breakfast?
21. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
22. You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
23. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
24. You sure have a great looking tooth.
25. I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
26. I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
27. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.
28. May I have some kisses up here, please.
29. If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
30. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
31. Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
32. If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
33. You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
34. You want me. I can smell it.
35. If you were a drug, I would overdose!
36. If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.
37. [Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I'm throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?
38. Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.
39. I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
40. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
41. Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.
42. You know, we were born without clothes.
43. Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
44. Like alcohol to the alcoholic,
Like chocolate to the chocoholic,
You are the [name] to the [name]holic.
(preferabally for use on men/women that have an A or O as the last letter of their first name.)
45. If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
46. Will you read my palm? [I don't see anything.] I didn't expect you to because love is blind.
47. Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
48. Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!
49. Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
50. You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.
51. That's a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number?
52. Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
53. Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
54. Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
55. What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!
56. You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.
57. You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
58. Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
59. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
60. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
61. Hi, who's your friend?
62. Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.
63. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
64. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
65. Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.
66. Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'
67. Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
68. Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
69. Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
70. Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
71. Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
72. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
73. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
74. You must be the cause of global warming!
75. Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!
76. What's your sign?
77. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
78. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
79. Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
80. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
81. You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically delicious!
82. I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!
83. So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?
84. If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
85. You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
86. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
87. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?
88. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
89. Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!
90. If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
91. Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
92. I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
93. Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
94. Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special!
95. Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.
96. Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
97. Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
98. You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.
99. Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
100. I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
101. Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
102. Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young to be here without an adult.
103. You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
104. Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
105. How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.
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Pick up lines
(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
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Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear.
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Come on, you can't get pregnant again.
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Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?
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Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
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Do you think I could borrow that dress/bustier sometime?
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Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick.
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Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get 'em while they're hot!
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Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root!
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Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
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HI! Can I buy you a car?
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Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
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I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
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I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting.. Let's meet sometime...
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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
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Want to see my stamp collection?
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What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
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You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
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You have the ass of a great artist.
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If I pet you, would you follow me home?
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Greetings and salivations
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear any underwear, and when I do it is usually something eroticaly exotic...want to see?
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I need to dump my load. Do you mind waiting for me on the bonnet of my car?
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Pardon me, can I borrow your spatula?
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I have big feet.
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Not only can I palm an NBA basketball, I wear a 13 1/2 size shoe
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I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.
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Most people would agree that society these days has lost a bit of it's civility. It's a shame. You have excellent posture.
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I'm the one responsible for all those crop circles in England.
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So, when was the last time somebody made you a 7-course gourmet meal?
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I think I crapped my pants. Can I get into yours?
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Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear.
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Come on, you can't get pregnant again.
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Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?
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Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
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Do you think I could borrow that dress/bustier sometime?
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Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick.
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Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get 'em while they're hot!
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Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root!
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Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
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HI! Can I buy you a car?
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Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
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I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
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I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting.. Let's meet sometime...
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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
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Want to see my stamp collection?
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What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
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You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
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You have the ass of a great artist.
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If I pet you, would you follow me home?
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Greetings and salivations
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear any underwear, and when I do it is usually something eroticaly exotic...want to see?
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I need to dump my load. Do you mind waiting for me on the bonnet of my car?
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Pardon me, can I borrow your spatula?
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I have big feet.
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Not only can I palm an NBA basketball, I wear a 13 1/2 size shoe
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I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.
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Most people would agree that society these days has lost a bit of it's civility. It's a shame. You have excellent posture.
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I'm the one responsible for all those crop circles in England.
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So, when was the last time somebody made you a 7-course gourmet meal?
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I think I crapped my pants. Can I get into yours?
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Pick-Up Lines
Be unique and different, say yes.
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
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Hi. Are you cute?
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I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
not enough
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I'm easy. Are you?
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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
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I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
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Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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So....How am I doin'?
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You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
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Submitted Line Attempts Successes
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
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Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?
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When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?"
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Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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Does your boyfriend know where you are?
0
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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
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13
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
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(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
0
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Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
0
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As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
0
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I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
15
13
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
0
0
Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking.
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I'm friendly and slow moving!
0
0
So, do you like fat guys with no money?
0
And why not!?!
[Other] And your name is....? [You] My name is INCREDIBLE. But you can call me Laura.
0
0
Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
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Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
http://www.linesthataregood.com/
Be unique and different, say yes.
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1
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
0
0
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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10
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
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Hi. Are you cute?
0
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I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
not enough
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I'm easy. Are you?
0
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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
20
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I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
300
1
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
0
0
So....How am I doin'?
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You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
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4
Submitted Line Attempts Successes
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
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Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?
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When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?"
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Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
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0
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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0
Does your boyfriend know where you are?
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0
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
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If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
0
0
(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
0
0
(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
11
9
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
0
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Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
0
0
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
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I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
15
13
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
0
0
Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking.
0
0
I'm friendly and slow moving!
0
0
So, do you like fat guys with no money?
0
And why not!?!
[Other] And your name is....? [You] My name is INCREDIBLE. But you can call me Laura.
0
0
Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
0
0
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
http://www.linesthataregood.com/
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Pick-Up Lines
Pick-Up Lines Worthy of Beavis and Butthead
Pick-Up Lines Worthy of Beavis and Butthead
Uh, hey baby.
Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh..
Would you like carry my books for me?.
If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?.
I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..
My lips are registered weapons.
I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree..
If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine..
If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down..
Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..
Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?.
You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..
Uh,...what?
Submitted Line Attempts Successes
Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts?
Hey, is that hard? Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh I said HARD!
Uh I'm like a doctor, uh an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
I would like, do homework or something, for your love.
Hey baby, you have braces? uh huh huh huh I have braces too.
Uh, hey baby.
Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh..
Would you like carry my books for me?.
If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?.
I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..
My lips are registered weapons.
I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree..
If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine..
If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down..
Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..
Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?.
You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..
Uh,...what?
Submitted Line Attempts Successes
Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts?
Hey, is that hard? Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh I said HARD!
Uh I'm like a doctor, uh an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
I would like, do homework or something, for your love.
Hey baby, you have braces? uh huh huh huh I have braces too.
Pick up lines
Just Plain Lame:
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
3
0
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
3
0
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
5
0
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
4
0
Do you want to see something swell?
4
0
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
7
0
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
6
0
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
2
0
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
4
0
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
2
0
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
2
0
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
5
0
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
1
0
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
2
0
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
2
0
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
6
0
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
2
0
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
5
0
So, you're a girl huh?
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1
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
1
0
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
2
0
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv e.
2
0
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
1
0
You make my software turn to hardware!
1
0
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
2
0
Submitted Line Attempts Successes
To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
not enough
0
Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
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Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
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Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
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10
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
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Hi... would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me real hard!!
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Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
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There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
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Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
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They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
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Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
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Which one of the Spice girls are you?
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2
Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
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0
Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your tits.
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Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
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(Used while you and a male friend wear a bib. Walk up and stare at breasts) Mama!
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This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
Instead, they had to hear that.
0
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
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Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
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Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
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I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
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Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
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My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
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Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
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Damn, have you been eating beans and rice lately?
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I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
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I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?
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Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.
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For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...
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5
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
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Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.
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Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
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I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
4
2!!!
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
Get it? Rushing and Roaming?
Haa haa
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
?
2
So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait.
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If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
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Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
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Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.
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Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!
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You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.
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Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
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Good day for weather.
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You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh hysterically at yourself.)
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I wet my pants... can I get in yours?
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Got two nipples for a dime?
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Are you Natasha, my contact?
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You must be this beautiful (make hand gesture for small height) to ride the me.
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You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
15
12 (I believe this guy)
If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I got a big dick.
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You know, when you and I get old and your son/daughter comes up to me and says "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell him/her how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being."
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OK, it's not very big and I'm not very good, but I've got the cutest little way of getting on and off.
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Drive around like a car and make screeching sounds and say "Uh, sorry, my uh, breaks aren't working well. Where are you headed?"
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Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
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It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
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Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, shit, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
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If I stuck my cock in Ajax for an hour,would you suck it? NO!! Dirty cock sucker!
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Ever tried to poop into a toilet when there's someone sitting there with you? (nudge with elbow)
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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
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You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!
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Excuse me. Do you put on a foundation before you put on a powder? (Yeah.) Can I have your phone number?
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I think you and I should dipthong.
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I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
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Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...
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Put a pen and a $20 in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the twenty and the pen. Rip the $20 in half and write your number on one half. Give the target the other half, then say call me tonight so we can figure out how to send that money, and walk away.
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Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.
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Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.
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Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?
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(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?
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My name is Justin. Justincredible.
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Hey, there. I've got a question for you. What's the speed limit of sex? (I don't know) 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
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Excuse me, but would you like to hold the priesthood?
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If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool.
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Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!
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I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.
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You look like my World of Warcraft character. Want to go back to my place and do some PvP (player vs. player)?
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You do to my mind what White Castle does to my bowels; just runnin' all day.
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I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me...
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The doctor said I broke the record for the world's most powerful penis. Do you want to see me work my magic?
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(Put your hands down your pants, then smell them) Ah, smells like success. Want to smell?
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If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.
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Would you fuck me if I was going to die soon? Well, I've got a bomb in my pants.
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?
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Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
3
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Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
3
0
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
5
0
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
4
0
Do you want to see something swell?
4
0
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
7
0
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
6
0
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
2
0
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
4
0
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
2
0
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
2
0
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
5
0
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
1
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My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
2
0
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
2
0
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
6
0
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
2
0
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
5
0
So, you're a girl huh?
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1
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
1
0
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
2
0
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv e.
2
0
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
1
0
You make my software turn to hardware!
1
0
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
2
0
Submitted Line Attempts Successes
To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
not enough
0
Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
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Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
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Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
10
10
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
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Hi... would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me real hard!!
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Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
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There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
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Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
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They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
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Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
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Which one of the Spice girls are you?
54
2
Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
1
0
Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your tits.
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Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
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(Used while you and a male friend wear a bib. Walk up and stare at breasts) Mama!
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0
This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
Instead, they had to hear that.
0
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
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Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
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0
Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
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0
I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
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0
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
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0
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
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0
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
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0
Damn, have you been eating beans and rice lately?
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0
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
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I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?
4
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Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.
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0
For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...
15
5
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
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Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.
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Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
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0
I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
4
2!!!
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
Get it? Rushing and Roaming?
Haa haa
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
?
2
So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait.
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If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
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Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
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Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.
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Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!
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You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.
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Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
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Good day for weather.
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You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh hysterically at yourself.)
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I wet my pants... can I get in yours?
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Got two nipples for a dime?
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Are you Natasha, my contact?
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You must be this beautiful (make hand gesture for small height) to ride the me.
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You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
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If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I got a big dick.
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You know, when you and I get old and your son/daughter comes up to me and says "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell him/her how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being."
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OK, it's not very big and I'm not very good, but I've got the cutest little way of getting on and off.
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Drive around like a car and make screeching sounds and say "Uh, sorry, my uh, breaks aren't working well. Where are you headed?"
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Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
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It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
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Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, shit, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
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If I stuck my cock in Ajax for an hour,would you suck it? NO!! Dirty cock sucker!
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Ever tried to poop into a toilet when there's someone sitting there with you? (nudge with elbow)
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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
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You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!
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Excuse me. Do you put on a foundation before you put on a powder? (Yeah.) Can I have your phone number?
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I think you and I should dipthong.
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I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
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Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...
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Put a pen and a $20 in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the twenty and the pen. Rip the $20 in half and write your number on one half. Give the target the other half, then say call me tonight so we can figure out how to send that money, and walk away.
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Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.
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Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.
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Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?
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(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?
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My name is Justin. Justincredible.
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Hey, there. I've got a question for you. What's the speed limit of sex? (I don't know) 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
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Excuse me, but would you like to hold the priesthood?
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If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool.
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Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!
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I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.
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You look like my World of Warcraft character. Want to go back to my place and do some PvP (player vs. player)?
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You do to my mind what White Castle does to my bowels; just runnin' all day.
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I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me...
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The doctor said I broke the record for the world's most powerful penis. Do you want to see me work my magic?
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(Put your hands down your pants, then smell them) Ah, smells like success. Want to smell?
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If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.
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Would you fuck me if I was going to die soon? Well, I've got a bomb in my pants.
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?
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Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
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