(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
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Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear.
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Come on, you can't get pregnant again.
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Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?
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Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
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Do you think I could borrow that dress/bustier sometime?
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Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick.
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Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get 'em while they're hot!
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Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root!
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Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
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HI! Can I buy you a car?
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Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
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I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
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I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting.. Let's meet sometime...
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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
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Want to see my stamp collection?
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What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
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You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
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You have the ass of a great artist.
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If I pet you, would you follow me home?
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Greetings and salivations
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear any underwear, and when I do it is usually something eroticaly exotic...want to see?
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I need to dump my load. Do you mind waiting for me on the bonnet of my car?
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Pardon me, can I borrow your spatula?
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I have big feet.
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Not only can I palm an NBA basketball, I wear a 13 1/2 size shoe
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I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.
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Most people would agree that society these days has lost a bit of it's civility. It's a shame. You have excellent posture.
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I'm the one responsible for all those crop circles in England.
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So, when was the last time somebody made you a 7-course gourmet meal?
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I think I crapped my pants. Can I get into yours?