Other Pick up Lines

If I told you you have a gorgeous figure would you hold it against me.

I'm sure glad I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?

How bout you, me, and privacy?

I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.-The Bloodhound Gang

Why don't you step out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini? - Robert Charles Benchley

(lick her sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes!

(tapping thigh) You just think this is my leg...

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!

Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

Are you wearing lipstick? - she answers yes - Mind if a taste it?

Being a multimillionaire really doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.

Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you have a band-aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee when I fell for you...

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.

Do you like strawberries or blueberries better? I just want to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning...

Do you mind if I invade your personal space?

Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?

Go up to the girl of your dreams, give her a single rose and say, "I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is."

Here I am! Now what were your other two wishes?

Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK*


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