Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines

1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night

3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.

9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

11. You are the reason men fall in love.

12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!

20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.


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