Beavis and Butt-Head Pick Up Lines
Uh, hey baby.
Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh..
Would you like carry my books for me?.
If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?.
My lips are registered weapons.
I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree..
If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down..
Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..
Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?.
You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..
Uh,...what?
I would like, do homework or something, for your love.
Hey baby, you have braces? uh huh huh huh I have braces too.
Bad Pick Up Lines
Bad Pick Up Lines
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
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Bad Pick Up Lines
Sweet Pick Up Lines
Sweet Pick Up Lines
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of 'edible'.
I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
You should be someone's wife.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of 'edible'.
I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
You should be someone's wife.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
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Sweet Pick Up Lines
Corny Pick Up Lines
Corny Pick Up Lines
Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been runnin' through my mind all day.
Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Was you Father an Alien? Cuz honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been runnin' through my mind all day.
Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Was you Father an Alien? Cuz honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
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Corny Pick Up Lines
Plain Lame Pick Up Lines
Plain Lame Pick Up Lines
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MAN friend, come and talk to me.
Do you want to see something swell?
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
So, you're a girl huh?
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You make my software turn to hardware!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
Damn, have you been eating beans and rice lately?
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?
Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.
For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!
You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.
Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
Good day for weather.
You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh hysterically at yourself.)
I wet my pants... can I get in yours?
Are you Natasha, my contact?
You must be this beautiful (make hand gesture for small height) to ride the me.
You know, when you and I get old and your son/daughter comes up to me and says "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell him/her how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being."
OK, it's not very big and I'm not very good, but I've got the cutest little way of getting on and off.
Drive around like a car and make screeching sounds and say "Uh, sorry, my uh, breaks aren't working well. Where are you headed?"
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, shit, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
Ever tried to poop into a toilet when there's someone sitting there with you? (nudge with elbow)
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!
Excuse me. Do you put on a foundation before you put on a powder? (Yeah.) Can I have your phone number?
I think you and I should dipthong.
Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...
Put a pen and a $20 in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the twenty and the pen. Rip the $20 in half and write your number on one half. Give the target the other half, then say call me tonight so we can figure out how to send that money, and walk away.
Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.
Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.
Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?
(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?
My name is Justin. Justincredible.
Excuse me, but would you like to hold the priesthood?
Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MAN friend, come and talk to me.
Do you want to see something swell?
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
So, you're a girl huh?
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You make my software turn to hardware!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
Damn, have you been eating beans and rice lately?
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?
Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.
For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!
You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.
Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
Good day for weather.
You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh hysterically at yourself.)
I wet my pants... can I get in yours?
Are you Natasha, my contact?
You must be this beautiful (make hand gesture for small height) to ride the me.
You know, when you and I get old and your son/daughter comes up to me and says "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell him/her how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being."
OK, it's not very big and I'm not very good, but I've got the cutest little way of getting on and off.
Drive around like a car and make screeching sounds and say "Uh, sorry, my uh, breaks aren't working well. Where are you headed?"
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, shit, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
Ever tried to poop into a toilet when there's someone sitting there with you? (nudge with elbow)
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!
Excuse me. Do you put on a foundation before you put on a powder? (Yeah.) Can I have your phone number?
I think you and I should dipthong.
Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...
Put a pen and a $20 in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the twenty and the pen. Rip the $20 in half and write your number on one half. Give the target the other half, then say call me tonight so we can figure out how to send that money, and walk away.
Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.
Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.
Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?
(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?
My name is Justin. Justincredible.
Excuse me, but would you like to hold the priesthood?
Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!
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Plain Lame Pick Up Lines
Innuendo Pick Up Lines
Innuendo Pick Up Lines
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!
Can I flirt with you?
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Can I see your tan lines?
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Do you spit or swallow?
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!" She says, "I'm not Laura!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"
Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
Have you ever played leap frog naked ??
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
Hey baby, are you a glover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Hi. Are you legal?
Hi. You'll do.
How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laughter.
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I wonder what our children will look like.
I would kill or die to make love with you.
I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I'd look good on you.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I'm an organ donor, need anything?
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
I'm leaving this place. Do you want to come?
I've got a condom with your name on it.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
If I was Elvis, would you screw me?
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Lie down. I think I love you.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
That dress looks great on you... as a matter of fact, so would I.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
What do you like for breakfast?
When she asks, for a match. How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Will you marry me for just one night?
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
Would you please come home with me and tie me up...
Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow.
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you.
You smell wet. Let's Party.
You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
Your legs look cold. Do you want me to warm them up?
Hey baby...mind if I take my pants off?
I love you, you know.
Hey, kitten. How about spending some of your nine lives with me?
If I let you suck on my tongue would you be grateful?
Have you ever played "Spank the brunette"? Want to try?
Are those lumber jack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
Girl, yo' so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a hole filed of you!
You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
Is your last name Gillette, it must be because you are the best a man can get.
I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Hi. Can I domesticate you?
Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
"Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" Woman: "What's that?" You: "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight."
I've been a bad boy/ girl,so spank me!
Say Baby do you mind if I hangout on your stomach for a half an hour or so?
I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits
Excuse me, do you have any Benedryl? No why? Because every time I look at you I have swelling "down there"
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Let's let only latex stand between our love.
(Walk up to a girl and lick two fingers and place them near her crotch. Then place the fingers back in your mouth and say . . . ) I know you!
So baby, do you see why the girls call me tri-pod?
Um...I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
Do you like chips? Because if you are "Frito Lay" than I am a barrel of fun!
I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?
Come over here and get a taste of America's Most Wanted.
Hi. My name is Laura. I'll be your play toy tonight.
Did you know that I saved a girl's life last night? (No.) I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.
Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
Hey baby, I'd like to herd by cattle in your fertile valley.
Hi. I'm a dog and I need to bury my bone.
Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.
You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .
What'll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Do you wanna box? [Yes.] Well, get on your hands and knees and give me two blows to the head.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. Shit you lose now take off your clothes.
Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
(wiping your face), Oh I'm sorry, (wiping your face), let me clear a place for you to sit!
Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
Is your boyfriend/girlfriend here? Is s/he on the roof? (No.) Then let's go to the roof!
Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. . .
I'm easy, but it looks like you are hard.
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after.
If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?
Could you tell me where they keep the rutabagas? Oh, thanks. Oh, by the way, what is a rutabaga?
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
Hi. I'm horny.
Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! (What's a Wild Blocost?) How much do ya got?
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing. (What's wrong with my clothing?) They're still on.
(Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
Hi. I'm like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blacket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
(Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Champaine can be tickly, and so can I.
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
Do you remember me from the other night? Probably not, because we really hit it off.
Do you believe in Santa Claus? Do you think that if I am good this year, he'll put you in my stocking this year?
You know what they say about guys with big hands. [What] Big latex.
How can I love you if you won't lay down?
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
My cat has lovely fur. Can I see yours?
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.
Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
What do you think of Bill Clinton? (Answer...) Yeah, me too, but I try not to follow that stuff regarding Bill, Hilliary, or Monica. Want a cigar?
Damn, I know you are not on four legs, but you look faster than a cheetah.
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now." Put ear to watch. "It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh..." Tap watch a few times. "That's the problem... my watch is an hour fast!"
Do you want to go swimming? Damn, there isn't a pool around... But my sheets are blue?
Hi, I'm the reincarnated soul of Tai-Pong, once a starved, nude Buddhist monk. All that isolation is getting to me. Want to get down on your knees and pray?
Come on. We're leaving.
The name is Reese, and you're lookin like someone that would suck on my piece.
(Holding your nuts) Do you want "2 CDs" (see these) for a dollar?
Does God know you've escaped from Heaven? Here, come with me to my place. You can stay there until he calls looking for you.
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
Have you ever seen Buttman's Between the Cheeks?" No, well let me demonstrate.
re you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
What's your name? That's a beautiful name. Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede on another man's happiness but if the answer is "No" I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide? (What?) It's a very special quality, every other girl in this place merely plods along but you glide, girls who glide need guys who make them "thump." (What's thump?) You think about him, you can't eat, you can't sleep, you watch the phone waiting for it to ring. Girls who glide need guys who make them "thump," I can make you "thump." Have dinner with me.
I know I can't have your cherry, but can I get the box it came in?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I'll understand if you spit.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just have me a footlong.
Do you want to see the soles of your feet in the wing mirrors in my car?
Baby, I wanna take my extention cord and stick it all the way into your electrical outlet.
You have beautiful hair. But it could be better. (How?) If it were spread over my pillow.
Wanna feed my beaver some wood?
Hello, I may have just met you but I feel like I have known you all my life and I love you, what hotel room should I reserve?
Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.
I'm sterile.
I'll make you shiver when I deliver.
Hello, well-formed Homo sapien specimen. Would you care to depart with me towards my domiciliary residence and observe a documentary of the ontogenesis of another Homo sapien individual just prior to fertilization?
Wanna get down with me like four flat tires?
Did I mention that I'm the only person in the Guiness Book of World's Records actually able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
If you were camping and woke up with a used condom inside you, would you tell anyone? (No) Wanna go Camping?
Let's have a party in your shoes, and then invite your pants.
I'm hungry and I'm on a liquid diet.
I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue.
Hey. Do you have that Hawiian Disease? What? "Comeoniwannalayya".
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down.
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
You remind me of a Twinky: Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth."
If I were to send you flowers... No wait, let me rephrase: If I were to let you such on my tongue, would you be grateful?
Baby, I would do more things to you than MacGyver in a "Do-It-Yourself Shop".
I'm like Domino's Pizza: if you don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
I'm a vegetarian but I'd make an exception for your meat!
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Puffs can guarantee a good blow. Can you?
Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
Have you ever been hunting before? (No.) Well then how about you come up to my cabin with me this weekend and I can teach you how to stuff a beaver.
I hear there's a major problem with deforestation in the world today. Why don't we put together your chest and my nuts, and help save the world?
This condem (holding in hand) has your name written on it.
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy.
My vagina is a garden, want to shovel me out?
Dont you think most people who use pickup lines are dipsticks? (Yup) In that case mind if I check your oil level?
Excuse me, ma'am, but I've been over by the bar running some numbers, and I believe that through combining our genes, we could create a faster, stronger, smarter super-soldier for our country. Now, there remains only one way to actually create this super-soldier, but in this time of national emergency, we have all been called upon to exert ourselves to new heights. Therefore, not for me, but for America, the cause of freedom calls upon you to go home with me tonight.
Like the hurricane said to the coconut tree; hold on to your nuts I'm gonna give you the blow of your life.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
(Blow a kiss and miss on purpose) Oops, I guess I missed, wanna try again, but a little closer?
Who wants a mustache ride?
My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome(?).
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
You know, I do sleep well with others...
Hi, my name is Laura. I don't have a gag reflex.
Can I add a branch to your family tree?
Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
Been to India? I'll get (it) India.
I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
Excuse me, I was wondering if you could help me? See,I'm trying to find someone. (Who?) Any girl/guy who'll sleep with me.
I have a job for you.... but it blows...
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
Are you a god? (Um, no.) You're not? Then why do I want to kneel before you?
I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Are your knees dirty? I don't want to get my floor dirty.
I just got this tan in Hawai'i. Why don't you call me when you want some of this tan to rub off on you.
OH GOD! OH GOD! Just practicing.
Trust me. It will only seem kinky the first time.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
In another life I think we dated and I dumped you. But I'm thinking that that was a mistake, and now is your second chance!
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just thought you should know that.
I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.
Hi, my name is Joe Bloggs (any name!) Have you heard of me? No? Well let me take you home and fill you in.
So, tell me about yourself, your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!
Can I flirt with you?
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Can I see your tan lines?
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Do you spit or swallow?
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!" She says, "I'm not Laura!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"
Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
Have you ever played leap frog naked ??
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
Hey baby, are you a glover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Hi. Are you legal?
Hi. You'll do.
How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laughter.
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I wonder what our children will look like.
I would kill or die to make love with you.
I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I'd look good on you.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I'm an organ donor, need anything?
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
I'm leaving this place. Do you want to come?
I've got a condom with your name on it.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
If I was Elvis, would you screw me?
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Lie down. I think I love you.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
That dress looks great on you... as a matter of fact, so would I.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
What do you like for breakfast?
When she asks, for a match. How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Will you marry me for just one night?
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
Would you please come home with me and tie me up...
Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow.
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you.
You smell wet. Let's Party.
You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
Your legs look cold. Do you want me to warm them up?
Hey baby...mind if I take my pants off?
I love you, you know.
Hey, kitten. How about spending some of your nine lives with me?
If I let you suck on my tongue would you be grateful?
Have you ever played "Spank the brunette"? Want to try?
Are those lumber jack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
Girl, yo' so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a hole filed of you!
You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
Is your last name Gillette, it must be because you are the best a man can get.
I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Hi. Can I domesticate you?
Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
"Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" Woman: "What's that?" You: "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight."
I've been a bad boy/ girl,so spank me!
Say Baby do you mind if I hangout on your stomach for a half an hour or so?
I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits
Excuse me, do you have any Benedryl? No why? Because every time I look at you I have swelling "down there"
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Let's let only latex stand between our love.
(Walk up to a girl and lick two fingers and place them near her crotch. Then place the fingers back in your mouth and say . . . ) I know you!
So baby, do you see why the girls call me tri-pod?
Um...I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
Do you like chips? Because if you are "Frito Lay" than I am a barrel of fun!
I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?
Come over here and get a taste of America's Most Wanted.
Hi. My name is Laura. I'll be your play toy tonight.
Did you know that I saved a girl's life last night? (No.) I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.
Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
Hey baby, I'd like to herd by cattle in your fertile valley.
Hi. I'm a dog and I need to bury my bone.
Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.
You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .
What'll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Do you wanna box? [Yes.] Well, get on your hands and knees and give me two blows to the head.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. Shit you lose now take off your clothes.
Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
(wiping your face), Oh I'm sorry, (wiping your face), let me clear a place for you to sit!
Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
Is your boyfriend/girlfriend here? Is s/he on the roof? (No.) Then let's go to the roof!
Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. . .
I'm easy, but it looks like you are hard.
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after.
If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?
Could you tell me where they keep the rutabagas? Oh, thanks. Oh, by the way, what is a rutabaga?
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
Hi. I'm horny.
Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! (What's a Wild Blocost?) How much do ya got?
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing. (What's wrong with my clothing?) They're still on.
(Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
Hi. I'm like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blacket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
(Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Champaine can be tickly, and so can I.
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
Do you remember me from the other night? Probably not, because we really hit it off.
Do you believe in Santa Claus? Do you think that if I am good this year, he'll put you in my stocking this year?
You know what they say about guys with big hands. [What] Big latex.
How can I love you if you won't lay down?
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
My cat has lovely fur. Can I see yours?
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.
Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
What do you think of Bill Clinton? (Answer...) Yeah, me too, but I try not to follow that stuff regarding Bill, Hilliary, or Monica. Want a cigar?
Damn, I know you are not on four legs, but you look faster than a cheetah.
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now." Put ear to watch. "It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh..." Tap watch a few times. "That's the problem... my watch is an hour fast!"
Do you want to go swimming? Damn, there isn't a pool around... But my sheets are blue?
Hi, I'm the reincarnated soul of Tai-Pong, once a starved, nude Buddhist monk. All that isolation is getting to me. Want to get down on your knees and pray?
Come on. We're leaving.
The name is Reese, and you're lookin like someone that would suck on my piece.
(Holding your nuts) Do you want "2 CDs" (see these) for a dollar?
Does God know you've escaped from Heaven? Here, come with me to my place. You can stay there until he calls looking for you.
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
Have you ever seen Buttman's Between the Cheeks?" No, well let me demonstrate.
re you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
What's your name? That's a beautiful name. Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede on another man's happiness but if the answer is "No" I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide? (What?) It's a very special quality, every other girl in this place merely plods along but you glide, girls who glide need guys who make them "thump." (What's thump?) You think about him, you can't eat, you can't sleep, you watch the phone waiting for it to ring. Girls who glide need guys who make them "thump," I can make you "thump." Have dinner with me.
I know I can't have your cherry, but can I get the box it came in?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I'll understand if you spit.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just have me a footlong.
Do you want to see the soles of your feet in the wing mirrors in my car?
Baby, I wanna take my extention cord and stick it all the way into your electrical outlet.
You have beautiful hair. But it could be better. (How?) If it were spread over my pillow.
Wanna feed my beaver some wood?
Hello, I may have just met you but I feel like I have known you all my life and I love you, what hotel room should I reserve?
Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.
I'm sterile.
I'll make you shiver when I deliver.
Hello, well-formed Homo sapien specimen. Would you care to depart with me towards my domiciliary residence and observe a documentary of the ontogenesis of another Homo sapien individual just prior to fertilization?
Wanna get down with me like four flat tires?
Did I mention that I'm the only person in the Guiness Book of World's Records actually able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
If you were camping and woke up with a used condom inside you, would you tell anyone? (No) Wanna go Camping?
Let's have a party in your shoes, and then invite your pants.
I'm hungry and I'm on a liquid diet.
I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue.
Hey. Do you have that Hawiian Disease? What? "Comeoniwannalayya".
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down.
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
You remind me of a Twinky: Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth."
If I were to send you flowers... No wait, let me rephrase: If I were to let you such on my tongue, would you be grateful?
Baby, I would do more things to you than MacGyver in a "Do-It-Yourself Shop".
I'm like Domino's Pizza: if you don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
I'm a vegetarian but I'd make an exception for your meat!
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Puffs can guarantee a good blow. Can you?
Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
Have you ever been hunting before? (No.) Well then how about you come up to my cabin with me this weekend and I can teach you how to stuff a beaver.
I hear there's a major problem with deforestation in the world today. Why don't we put together your chest and my nuts, and help save the world?
This condem (holding in hand) has your name written on it.
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy.
My vagina is a garden, want to shovel me out?
Dont you think most people who use pickup lines are dipsticks? (Yup) In that case mind if I check your oil level?
Excuse me, ma'am, but I've been over by the bar running some numbers, and I believe that through combining our genes, we could create a faster, stronger, smarter super-soldier for our country. Now, there remains only one way to actually create this super-soldier, but in this time of national emergency, we have all been called upon to exert ourselves to new heights. Therefore, not for me, but for America, the cause of freedom calls upon you to go home with me tonight.
Like the hurricane said to the coconut tree; hold on to your nuts I'm gonna give you the blow of your life.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
(Blow a kiss and miss on purpose) Oops, I guess I missed, wanna try again, but a little closer?
Who wants a mustache ride?
My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome(?).
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
You know, I do sleep well with others...
Hi, my name is Laura. I don't have a gag reflex.
Can I add a branch to your family tree?
Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
Been to India? I'll get (it) India.
I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
Excuse me, I was wondering if you could help me? See,I'm trying to find someone. (Who?) Any girl/guy who'll sleep with me.
I have a job for you.... but it blows...
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
Are you a god? (Um, no.) You're not? Then why do I want to kneel before you?
I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Are your knees dirty? I don't want to get my floor dirty.
I just got this tan in Hawai'i. Why don't you call me when you want some of this tan to rub off on you.
OH GOD! OH GOD! Just practicing.
Trust me. It will only seem kinky the first time.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
In another life I think we dated and I dumped you. But I'm thinking that that was a mistake, and now is your second chance!
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just thought you should know that.
I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.
Hi, my name is Joe Bloggs (any name!) Have you heard of me? No? Well let me take you home and fill you in.
So, tell me about yourself, your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.
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Romantic Pick Up Lines
Romantic Pick Up Lines
Part of the charm of romantic movies of the 1930s and 40s were some very famous pick-up lines such as “I’d like to run barefoot through your hair,” in “Bombshell” with Jean Harlow and Franchot Tone. These lines were often said with a wink, a lift of a brow or a sexy whisper, but their intent made the impact of an arrow and we love them.
1) Casablanca
“Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?” Ilsa in “Casablanca” with Ingrid Bergman and Humphrey Bogart. Warner Bros. 1942, directed by Michael Curtiz.
2) The Public Enemy
“You’re a swell dish. I think I’m gonna go for you,” Tom in “Public Enemy” with James Cagney and Mae Clarke. Warner Bros. 1931, directed by William Wellman.
3) A Guy Named Joe
“Everything wrong with you I like,” Captain Randall in “A Guy Named Joe” with Van Johnson and Irene Dunne. MGM 1944, directed by Victor Fleming.
4) China Seas
“If you aren’t decent, boyfriend, you’ll do until something decent comes along.” Dolly in “China Seas” with Jean Harlow and Clark Gable. MGM 1935, directed by Tay Garnett.
5) The Man Who Came to Dinner
“I guess you are sort of attractive, in a corn-fed sort of way. You can’t find yourself a poor girl falling for you if – well, if you threw in a set of dishes,” Maggie in “The Man Who Came To Dinner” with Bette Davis and Richard Travis. Warner Bros. 1942, directed by William Keighley.
6) Across the Pacific
“We’re going to know each other eventually, why not now?” Rick in “Across the Pacific” with Humphrey Bogart and Mary Astor. Warner Bros. 1942, directed by John Huston and Vincent Sherman.
7) Casablanca
“Here’s looking at you kid,” Rick in “Casablanca” with Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. Warner Bros. 1942, directed by Michael Curtiz.
8) Red Dust
“Mind if I get drunk with you?” Vantine in “Red Dust” with Jean Harlow and Clark Gable. MGM 1932, directed by Victor Fleming.
9) Johnny Eager
“Oh, now don’t turn ordinary on me, I get tired of ordinary dames. And I don’t want to get tired of you,” Johnny in “Johnny Eager” with Robert Taylor and Lana Turner. MGM. 1943, directed by Mervyn Leroy
10) The Public Enemy
“I'm not accustomed to riding with strangers,” Gwen. "We're not gonna be strangers," Tom in “Public Enemy” with Jean Harlow and James Cagney. Warner Bros. 1931, directed by William Wellman.
Part of the charm of romantic movies of the 1930s and 40s were some very famous pick-up lines such as “I’d like to run barefoot through your hair,” in “Bombshell” with Jean Harlow and Franchot Tone. These lines were often said with a wink, a lift of a brow or a sexy whisper, but their intent made the impact of an arrow and we love them.
1) Casablanca
“Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?” Ilsa in “Casablanca” with Ingrid Bergman and Humphrey Bogart. Warner Bros. 1942, directed by Michael Curtiz.
2) The Public Enemy
“You’re a swell dish. I think I’m gonna go for you,” Tom in “Public Enemy” with James Cagney and Mae Clarke. Warner Bros. 1931, directed by William Wellman.
3) A Guy Named Joe
“Everything wrong with you I like,” Captain Randall in “A Guy Named Joe” with Van Johnson and Irene Dunne. MGM 1944, directed by Victor Fleming.
4) China Seas
“If you aren’t decent, boyfriend, you’ll do until something decent comes along.” Dolly in “China Seas” with Jean Harlow and Clark Gable. MGM 1935, directed by Tay Garnett.
5) The Man Who Came to Dinner
“I guess you are sort of attractive, in a corn-fed sort of way. You can’t find yourself a poor girl falling for you if – well, if you threw in a set of dishes,” Maggie in “The Man Who Came To Dinner” with Bette Davis and Richard Travis. Warner Bros. 1942, directed by William Keighley.
6) Across the Pacific
“We’re going to know each other eventually, why not now?” Rick in “Across the Pacific” with Humphrey Bogart and Mary Astor. Warner Bros. 1942, directed by John Huston and Vincent Sherman.
7) Casablanca
“Here’s looking at you kid,” Rick in “Casablanca” with Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. Warner Bros. 1942, directed by Michael Curtiz.
8) Red Dust
“Mind if I get drunk with you?” Vantine in “Red Dust” with Jean Harlow and Clark Gable. MGM 1932, directed by Victor Fleming.
9) Johnny Eager
“Oh, now don’t turn ordinary on me, I get tired of ordinary dames. And I don’t want to get tired of you,” Johnny in “Johnny Eager” with Robert Taylor and Lana Turner. MGM. 1943, directed by Mervyn Leroy
10) The Public Enemy
“I'm not accustomed to riding with strangers,” Gwen. "We're not gonna be strangers," Tom in “Public Enemy” with Jean Harlow and James Cagney. Warner Bros. 1931, directed by William Wellman.
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Pirate Pick Up Lines
Pirate Pick Up Lines
I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!
Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.
WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!
Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.
Do ya' mind if the parrot watches?
Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.
So you're the new cabin boy, eh?
Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only)
Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?
Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!
Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.
WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!
Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.
Do ya' mind if the parrot watches?
Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.
So you're the new cabin boy, eh?
Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only)
Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?
Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
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Christian Pick Up Lines
Christian Pick Up Lines
Nice bible.
I would like to pray with you.
You know Jesus? Hey, me too!
God told me to come talk to you.
I know a church where we could go and talk.
How about a hug, sister/brother?
Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta hug!
Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
I am here for you.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Would you happen to know a Christian man/woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
Do you believe in Divine appointment?
Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
(For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.
Nice bible.
I would like to pray with you.
You know Jesus? Hey, me too!
God told me to come talk to you.
I know a church where we could go and talk.
How about a hug, sister/brother?
Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta hug!
Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
I am here for you.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Would you happen to know a Christian man/woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
Do you believe in Divine appointment?
Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
(For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.
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Worst Pick Up Lines
Worst Pick Up Lines
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
You have the face of a saint -- a Saint Bernard.
You'll do.
Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Man - Excuse me, want to dance?
Woman - No.
Man - Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Man - Do you like to dance?
Woman - Yes !
Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
You have the face of a saint -- a Saint Bernard.
You'll do.
Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Man - Excuse me, want to dance?
Woman - No.
Man - Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Man - Do you like to dance?
Woman - Yes !
Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
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Mario Pick Up Lines
Mario Pick Up Lines
"Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away."
"If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day."
"Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow."
"Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up."
"I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day."
"If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago."
"If I had the choice, I would gladly spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life."
"You don't have to turn on a game to play with me."
"They don't call me Super for nothing."
"Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away."
"If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day."
"Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow."
"Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up."
"I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day."
"If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago."
"If I had the choice, I would gladly spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life."
"You don't have to turn on a game to play with me."
"They don't call me Super for nothing."
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Sweet pick up lines
Sweet pick up lines
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
You should be someone's wife.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
You should be someone's wife.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
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Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines
1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
11. You are the reason men fall in love.
12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
11. You are the reason men fall in love.
12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
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Good pickup lines
Good pickup lines
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
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New Pick up lines
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.
I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
guy:what's on your face??
girl:what what get it off get it off
guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
guy: papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear looks just right!
That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!
Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Hey, your name is sexy, right?
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Are you Pentacostal? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you.
You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun.
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.
I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
guy:what's on your face??
girl:what what get it off get it off
guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
guy: papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear looks just right!
That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!
Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Hey, your name is sexy, right?
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Are you Pentacostal? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you.
You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun.
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If I told you you have a gorgeous figure would you hold it against me.
I'm sure glad I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!
Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?
How bout you, me, and privacy?
I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.-The Bloodhound Gang
Why don't you step out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini? - Robert Charles Benchley
(lick her sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes!
(tapping thigh) You just think this is my leg...
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!
Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.
Are you wearing lipstick? - she answers yes - Mind if a taste it?
Being a multimillionaire really doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Do you have a band-aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee when I fell for you...
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries better? I just want to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning...
Do you mind if I invade your personal space?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
Go up to the girl of your dreams, give her a single rose and say, "I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is."
Here I am! Now what were your other two wishes?
Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK*
I'm sure glad I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!
Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?
How bout you, me, and privacy?
I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.-The Bloodhound Gang
Why don't you step out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini? - Robert Charles Benchley
(lick her sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes!
(tapping thigh) You just think this is my leg...
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!
Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.
Are you wearing lipstick? - she answers yes - Mind if a taste it?
Being a multimillionaire really doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Do you have a band-aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee when I fell for you...
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries better? I just want to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning...
Do you mind if I invade your personal space?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
Go up to the girl of your dreams, give her a single rose and say, "I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is."
Here I am! Now what were your other two wishes?
Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK*
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You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
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1. I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
2. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
3. I must be a Snowflake, becuase I've fallen for you.
4. I know somebody that thinks they might like you alot. And if i wasnt so shy, I would tell you who it is.
5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
6. Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.
7. Can I lick that film off your teeth?
8. Can you give me directions...to your heart?
9. Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!
10. Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
11. Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
12. Falling for you would be a very short trip.
13. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
14. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
15. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
16. Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
17. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
18. Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
19. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
20. What do you like for breakfast?
21. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
22. You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
23. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
24. You sure have a great looking tooth.
25. I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
26. I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
27. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.
28. May I have some kisses up here, please.
29. If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
30. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
31. Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
32. If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
33. You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
34. You want me. I can smell it.
35. If you were a drug, I would overdose!
36. If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.
37. [Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I'm throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?
38. Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.
39. I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
40. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
41. Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.
42. You know, we were born without clothes.
43. Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
44. Like alcohol to the alcoholic,
Like chocolate to the chocoholic,
You are the [name] to the [name]holic.
(preferabally for use on men/women that have an A or O as the last letter of their first name.)
45. If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
46. Will you read my palm? [I don't see anything.] I didn't expect you to because love is blind.
47. Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
48. Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!
49. Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
50. You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.
51. That's a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number?
52. Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
53. Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
54. Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
55. What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!
56. You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.
57. You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
58. Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
59. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
60. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
61. Hi, who's your friend?
62. Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.
63. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
64. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
65. Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.
66. Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'
67. Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
68. Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
69. Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
70. Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
71. Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
72. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
73. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
74. You must be the cause of global warming!
75. Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!
76. What's your sign?
77. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
78. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
79. Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
80. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
81. You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically delicious!
82. I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!
83. So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?
84. If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
85. You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
86. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
87. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?
88. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
89. Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!
90. If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
91. Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
92. I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
93. Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
94. Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special!
95. Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.
96. Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
97. Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
98. You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.
99. Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
100. I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
101. Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
102. Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young to be here without an adult.
103. You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
104. Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
105. How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.
2. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
3. I must be a Snowflake, becuase I've fallen for you.
4. I know somebody that thinks they might like you alot. And if i wasnt so shy, I would tell you who it is.
5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
6. Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.
7. Can I lick that film off your teeth?
8. Can you give me directions...to your heart?
9. Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!
10. Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
11. Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
12. Falling for you would be a very short trip.
13. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
14. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
15. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
16. Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
17. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
18. Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
19. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
20. What do you like for breakfast?
21. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
22. You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
23. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
24. You sure have a great looking tooth.
25. I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
26. I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
27. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.
28. May I have some kisses up here, please.
29. If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
30. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
31. Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
32. If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
33. You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
34. You want me. I can smell it.
35. If you were a drug, I would overdose!
36. If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.
37. [Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I'm throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?
38. Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.
39. I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
40. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
41. Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.
42. You know, we were born without clothes.
43. Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
44. Like alcohol to the alcoholic,
Like chocolate to the chocoholic,
You are the [name] to the [name]holic.
(preferabally for use on men/women that have an A or O as the last letter of their first name.)
45. If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
46. Will you read my palm? [I don't see anything.] I didn't expect you to because love is blind.
47. Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
48. Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!
49. Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
50. You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.
51. That's a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number?
52. Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
53. Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
54. Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
55. What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!
56. You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.
57. You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
58. Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
59. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
60. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
61. Hi, who's your friend?
62. Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.
63. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
64. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
65. Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.
66. Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'
67. Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
68. Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
69. Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
70. Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
71. Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
72. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
73. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
74. You must be the cause of global warming!
75. Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!
76. What's your sign?
77. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
78. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
79. Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
80. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
81. You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically delicious!
82. I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!
83. So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?
84. If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
85. You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
86. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
87. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?
88. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
89. Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!
90. If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
91. Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
92. I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
93. Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
94. Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special!
95. Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.
96. Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
97. Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
98. You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.
99. Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
100. I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
101. Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
102. Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young to be here without an adult.
103. You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
104. Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
105. How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.
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Pick up lines
(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
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Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear.
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Come on, you can't get pregnant again.
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Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?
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Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
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Do you think I could borrow that dress/bustier sometime?
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Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick.
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Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get 'em while they're hot!
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Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root!
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Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
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HI! Can I buy you a car?
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Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
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I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
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I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting.. Let's meet sometime...
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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
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Want to see my stamp collection?
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What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
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You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
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You have the ass of a great artist.
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If I pet you, would you follow me home?
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Greetings and salivations
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear any underwear, and when I do it is usually something eroticaly exotic...want to see?
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I need to dump my load. Do you mind waiting for me on the bonnet of my car?
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Pardon me, can I borrow your spatula?
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I have big feet.
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Not only can I palm an NBA basketball, I wear a 13 1/2 size shoe
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I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.
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Most people would agree that society these days has lost a bit of it's civility. It's a shame. You have excellent posture.
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I'm the one responsible for all those crop circles in England.
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So, when was the last time somebody made you a 7-course gourmet meal?
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I think I crapped my pants. Can I get into yours?
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Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear.
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Come on, you can't get pregnant again.
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Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?
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Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
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Do you think I could borrow that dress/bustier sometime?
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Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick.
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Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get 'em while they're hot!
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Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root!
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Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
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HI! Can I buy you a car?
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Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
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I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
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I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting.. Let's meet sometime...
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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
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Want to see my stamp collection?
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What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
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You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
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You have the ass of a great artist.
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If I pet you, would you follow me home?
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Greetings and salivations
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear any underwear, and when I do it is usually something eroticaly exotic...want to see?
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I need to dump my load. Do you mind waiting for me on the bonnet of my car?
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Pardon me, can I borrow your spatula?
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I have big feet.
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Not only can I palm an NBA basketball, I wear a 13 1/2 size shoe
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I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.
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Most people would agree that society these days has lost a bit of it's civility. It's a shame. You have excellent posture.
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I'm the one responsible for all those crop circles in England.
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So, when was the last time somebody made you a 7-course gourmet meal?
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I think I crapped my pants. Can I get into yours?
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Pick-Up Lines
Pick-Up Lines
Be unique and different, say yes.
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
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Hi. Are you cute?
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I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
not enough
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I'm easy. Are you?
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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
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I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
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Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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So....How am I doin'?
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You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
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Submitted Line Attempts Successes
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
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Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?
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When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?"
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Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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Does your boyfriend know where you are?
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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
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If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
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(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
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As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
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I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
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All this could be yours for one low, low price!
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Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking.
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I'm friendly and slow moving!
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So, do you like fat guys with no money?
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And why not!?!
[Other] And your name is....? [You] My name is INCREDIBLE. But you can call me Laura.
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Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
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Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
http://www.linesthataregood.com/
Be unique and different, say yes.
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
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Hi. Are you cute?
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I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
not enough
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I'm easy. Are you?
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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
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I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
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Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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So....How am I doin'?
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You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
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Submitted Line Attempts Successes
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
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Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?
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When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?"
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Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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Does your boyfriend know where you are?
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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
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If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
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(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
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As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
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I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
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All this could be yours for one low, low price!
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Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking.
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I'm friendly and slow moving!
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So, do you like fat guys with no money?
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And why not!?!
[Other] And your name is....? [You] My name is INCREDIBLE. But you can call me Laura.
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Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
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Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
http://www.linesthataregood.com/
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Pick-Up Lines Worthy of Beavis and Butthead
Pick-Up Lines Worthy of Beavis and Butthead
Uh, hey baby.
Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh..
Would you like carry my books for me?.
If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?.
I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..
My lips are registered weapons.
I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree..
If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine..
If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down..
Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..
Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?.
You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..
Uh,...what?
Submitted Line Attempts Successes
Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts?
Hey, is that hard? Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh I said HARD!
Uh I'm like a doctor, uh an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
I would like, do homework or something, for your love.
Hey baby, you have braces? uh huh huh huh I have braces too.
Uh, hey baby.
Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh..
Would you like carry my books for me?.
If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?.
I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..
My lips are registered weapons.
I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree..
If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine..
If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down..
Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..
Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?.
You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..
Uh,...what?
Submitted Line Attempts Successes
Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts?
Hey, is that hard? Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh I said HARD!
Uh I'm like a doctor, uh an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
I would like, do homework or something, for your love.
Hey baby, you have braces? uh huh huh huh I have braces too.
Pick up lines
Just Plain Lame:
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
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Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
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Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
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Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
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Do you want to see something swell?
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Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
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Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
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Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
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Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
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I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
2
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I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
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I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
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I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
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My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
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No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
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Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
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Pardon me, are you in heat?!
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Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
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So, you're a girl huh?
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Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
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Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
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Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv e.
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You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
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You make my software turn to hardware!
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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
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Submitted Line Attempts Successes
To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
not enough
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Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
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Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
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Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
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Hi... would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me real hard!!
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Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
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There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
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Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
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They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
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Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
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Which one of the Spice girls are you?
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Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
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Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your tits.
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Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
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(Used while you and a male friend wear a bib. Walk up and stare at breasts) Mama!
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This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
Instead, they had to hear that.
0
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
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Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
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Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
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I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
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Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
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My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
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Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
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Damn, have you been eating beans and rice lately?
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I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
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I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?
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Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.
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For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
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Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.
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Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
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I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
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Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
Get it? Rushing and Roaming?
Haa haa
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
?
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So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait.
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If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
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Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
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Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.
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Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!
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You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.
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Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
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Good day for weather.
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You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh hysterically at yourself.)
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I wet my pants... can I get in yours?
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Got two nipples for a dime?
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Are you Natasha, my contact?
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You must be this beautiful (make hand gesture for small height) to ride the me.
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You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
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12 (I believe this guy)
If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I got a big dick.
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You know, when you and I get old and your son/daughter comes up to me and says "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell him/her how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being."
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OK, it's not very big and I'm not very good, but I've got the cutest little way of getting on and off.
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Drive around like a car and make screeching sounds and say "Uh, sorry, my uh, breaks aren't working well. Where are you headed?"
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Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
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It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
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Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, shit, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
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If I stuck my cock in Ajax for an hour,would you suck it? NO!! Dirty cock sucker!
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Ever tried to poop into a toilet when there's someone sitting there with you? (nudge with elbow)
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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
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You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!
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Excuse me. Do you put on a foundation before you put on a powder? (Yeah.) Can I have your phone number?
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I think you and I should dipthong.
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I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
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Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...
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Put a pen and a $20 in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the twenty and the pen. Rip the $20 in half and write your number on one half. Give the target the other half, then say call me tonight so we can figure out how to send that money, and walk away.
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Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.
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Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.
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Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?
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1
(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?
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My name is Justin. Justincredible.
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Hey, there. I've got a question for you. What's the speed limit of sex? (I don't know) 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
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Excuse me, but would you like to hold the priesthood?
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If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool.
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Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!
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I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.
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You look like my World of Warcraft character. Want to go back to my place and do some PvP (player vs. player)?
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You do to my mind what White Castle does to my bowels; just runnin' all day.
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I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me...
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The doctor said I broke the record for the world's most powerful penis. Do you want to see me work my magic?
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(Put your hands down your pants, then smell them) Ah, smells like success. Want to smell?
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If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.
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Would you fuck me if I was going to die soon? Well, I've got a bomb in my pants.
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?
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Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
3
0
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
3
0
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
5
0
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
4
0
Do you want to see something swell?
4
0
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
7
0
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
6
0
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
2
0
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
4
0
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
2
0
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
2
0
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
5
0
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
1
0
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
2
0
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
2
0
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
6
0
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
2
0
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
5
0
So, you're a girl huh?
6
1
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
1
0
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
2
0
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv e.
2
0
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
1
0
You make my software turn to hardware!
1
0
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
2
0
Submitted Line Attempts Successes
To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
not enough
0
Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
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Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
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Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
10
10
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
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Hi... would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me real hard!!
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Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
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There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
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Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
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They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
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Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
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Which one of the Spice girls are you?
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Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
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Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your tits.
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Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
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(Used while you and a male friend wear a bib. Walk up and stare at breasts) Mama!
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This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
Instead, they had to hear that.
0
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
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Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
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Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
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I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
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Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
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My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
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Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
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Damn, have you been eating beans and rice lately?
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I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
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I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?
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Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.
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For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...
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5
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
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Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.
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Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
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I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
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2!!!
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
Get it? Rushing and Roaming?
Haa haa
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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2
So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait.
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If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
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Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
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Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.
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Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!
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You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.
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Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
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Good day for weather.
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You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh hysterically at yourself.)
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I wet my pants... can I get in yours?
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Got two nipples for a dime?
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Are you Natasha, my contact?
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You must be this beautiful (make hand gesture for small height) to ride the me.
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You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
15
12 (I believe this guy)
If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I got a big dick.
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You know, when you and I get old and your son/daughter comes up to me and says "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell him/her how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being."
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OK, it's not very big and I'm not very good, but I've got the cutest little way of getting on and off.
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Drive around like a car and make screeching sounds and say "Uh, sorry, my uh, breaks aren't working well. Where are you headed?"
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Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
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It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
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Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, shit, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
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If I stuck my cock in Ajax for an hour,would you suck it? NO!! Dirty cock sucker!
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Ever tried to poop into a toilet when there's someone sitting there with you? (nudge with elbow)
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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
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You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!
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Excuse me. Do you put on a foundation before you put on a powder? (Yeah.) Can I have your phone number?
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I think you and I should dipthong.
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I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
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Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...
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Put a pen and a $20 in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the twenty and the pen. Rip the $20 in half and write your number on one half. Give the target the other half, then say call me tonight so we can figure out how to send that money, and walk away.
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Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.
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Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.
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Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?
1
1
(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?
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My name is Justin. Justincredible.
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Hey, there. I've got a question for you. What's the speed limit of sex? (I don't know) 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
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0
Excuse me, but would you like to hold the priesthood?
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0
If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool.
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0
Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!
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0
I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.
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0
You look like my World of Warcraft character. Want to go back to my place and do some PvP (player vs. player)?
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0
You do to my mind what White Castle does to my bowels; just runnin' all day.
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I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me...
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The doctor said I broke the record for the world's most powerful penis. Do you want to see me work my magic?
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(Put your hands down your pants, then smell them) Ah, smells like success. Want to smell?
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If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.
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Would you fuck me if I was going to die soon? Well, I've got a bomb in my pants.
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?
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Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
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Flattery: Compliments CAN be nice...
Flattery: Compliments CAN be nice...
(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
0
0
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
0
0
Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
4
1
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
0
0
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
1
0
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
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0
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
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0
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
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0
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
0
0
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
10
7
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
0
0
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
12
4
Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?
0
0
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
1
1(for Dick)
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
0
0
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
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I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
2
0
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
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I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
20
3
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
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0
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
14
0
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
10
3
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
1
0
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
0
0
Just where do those legs of yours end?
0
0
Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
0
0
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
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7
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
0
0
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
20
3
Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
0
0
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
10
3
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
0
0
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
10
5
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
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0
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
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11
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
King Cheese!
Some cheese
Wow! Are those real?
12
1
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
0
0
You are the reason men fall in love.
0
0
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
1
0
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
3
0
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
0
0
You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
4
1
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
0
0
You should be someone's wife.
4
1
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
8
8...successive slaps...
You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
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Submitted Line Attempts Successes
Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
13
13
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
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Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
3
0
If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
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I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
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Baby, you so flat you make the walls jealous.
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If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
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0
I bet you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
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I bet you could suck Lincoln's head off a penny.
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Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
3
0
Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
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Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
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If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.
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Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.
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Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
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There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
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Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
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Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
10
2
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
11
10
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
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If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
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If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
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7
Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are."
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I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
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6
If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
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You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
I hope that it would be seen as flattery.
0
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
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Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
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You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
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I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
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Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Super Bowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
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Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head. (Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
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When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
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Excuse me miss... Is your face so messed up because you fell from heaven.
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Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
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Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
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Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
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Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
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0
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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Do you go the ocean much? 'Cause you smell like the CLAM!
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Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
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I'm sorry, but, have we met before? (No.) Oh, I'm sorry, I guess that it must have been your mom.
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Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
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0
You're a babe, right? Haven't you seen the film?
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Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
cheesy?
Quite.
Even though the ugly lights are shining bright, you still look beautiful.
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0
There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
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This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!
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If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
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Wow, you have some sweet birthin' hips.
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(Walk up to them and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion(mirage).
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If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
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Is that your date, or did your brother get a new dress?
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You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
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If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
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That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
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Did the Lord steal the thunder from the skies and put them in your thighs?
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0
Are those implants?
Is that flattery, or "flattery"?
0
Are you a bird collector? 'Cause you've got a nice set of hooters.
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0
Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?
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How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
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I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
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(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Person: What are you doing?!?!? You: Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. Person: WHAT?!?!? You: Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
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You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
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Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
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1
When God made you, he was showing off.
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(Bump into someone) If I knew how hot you were I would have grabbed your ass instead of bumping into you.
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Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
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Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.
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My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
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If all the stars in the sky were summed, not even words that many times stronger than "beautiful" could ever be used to describe you.
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You're so hot, I bet you could light a candel at 10 paces.
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How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!
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Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
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If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning.
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You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porshe.
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The drink: \$6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.
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Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
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You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
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If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
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0
Have you seen my enormous jar of "Penis Reducing Cream"?
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You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can see myself and I look great." Then smile, and sheepishly say "just kidding."
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If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
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You wet? I'd bet you are after looking at me.
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You're so fine, I'd suck your daddy's dick just to get some of where that came from.
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I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
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20
I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?
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Hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
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This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.
2
0 (I have no idea why...)
Are those your breasts or are they Siamese Watermelons?
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I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
1
1
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
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Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
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Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.
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You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
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Ok, quick, you go in the toilets and get me some condoms and meet me back here in five minutes... In the meantime I'll go and get you some breath mints...
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You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 30.
10
5
Scientists call me a medical miracle.
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[You] Here are my keys [Other] Why? [You] Here's the key to my house, my car,...and my heart.
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You had better direct that beauty and femininity somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
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Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
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Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter?
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When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
17
16
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
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0
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
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Fat Penguin. WHAT? I just thought I'd say something to break the ice.
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0
You know that I think about you only twice a day? Once when my eyes are open, and once when they are closed.
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You're so flat, I don't know if you're walking forwareds or backwards.
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0
Two words explain me when I'm not with you. Jergens Lotion.
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0
Baby, you must be a slut because you give out more ass than a donkey dealership.
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How much do you cost? I've got a dollar, how much change would I get back?
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0
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
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0
Is that a fox on your shoulder, or am I seeing double?
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0
Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.
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0
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
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0
Do you like pool, cause I've got the balls if you've got the rack. (or vice versa)
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Damn, Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic.
10
10
You need $20 and a friend. Give friend the $20. Walk up to target. Friend says, "You're right. Those are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen." Hands you the $20 and walks away.
**DAMN, you need a friend!**
0
So last night I had the same dream over and over - always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.
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0
Tonight, you know you will be sitting on your bed and you will be holding your pillow close to your chest and wish it were me pressing against your chest.
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0
From across the bare you looked a little on the heavy side, but as you got closer I noticed you were ugly too!
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0
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
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(If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... so what do you say we dance?
8
8
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
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0
See these keys? Ya like em? I wish I had the one to your heart.
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Excuse me I have a problem and I wonder if you can help me? (O.K. I'll see what I can do. What is your problem?) I have every S.T.D. in the book except for one and I think you can give it to me!
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0
Hey baby. I'm single. Do you believe that shit?
1
1
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
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0
Is that shirt Camel Skin? 'Cause I'm checkin' out your humps!
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0
You could make a glass eye cry...
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0
I think that your attractive and simply amazing from what I've seen so far. Can I get your number and meet your personality.
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0
All the other girls are just rough Drafts .... but i think you are the FINAL COPY!!
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0
Are you a hands-on-learner? Because I am, and I'd like to learn about you...
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0
Way to go God!!!
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0
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
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0
Your voice sounds like sandpaper grated over a cheese grater.
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0
I bet your name is Jesus, because you look like you came from heaven!
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Wow. Sacrilegiously lame.
You don't look too bad, I'm guessing you only got hit once in the face with that sack of nickels, right?
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0
Bitch, give me some of that disease!
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0
You look so hot that I could cook rice on you!
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Wow. Ethnic-insensitively lame.
You're hotter than donut grease.
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0
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
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0
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
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0
A thousand painters working for a thousand years could not create a beauty that equals you.
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0
Did you know its a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around I'll let you off with a warning.
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0
If you were on hotornot.com, I would give you a ten.
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0
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
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0
Your good looks don't intimidate me. (Walk away)
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0
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
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0
Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl.
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0
Baby, you're so hot, you make the North Pole look like the equator.
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0
You're so hot, I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!
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0
When I grow up, i want to have a beautiful daughter. So can I ask your parents how they made you be that way?
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0
Did you fall out of the sky? That would explain what happened to your face.
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0
You know, they say that behind every beautiful woman there is a beautiful behind. Well, your ass is gorgeous.
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(Sounding official) Excuse me, we have a problem here. You see that table over there? It has one too many chairs at it. Would you like to join me?
4
4
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
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0
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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0
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
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0
What is your occupation? I would've guessed interior decorator--you sure make this place seem a lot nicer.
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0
I'm not trying to pick you up or anything because you are kind of heavy.
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0
Will you be my sweet-ass bitch for the prom?
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0
I'd buy my way into your heart if I thought it had a price.
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0
What is your name? That's a nice name. It's my dog's name.
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0
You're so beautiful you make me wish I was straight.
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0
Your pussy is really loose, can I touch your caboose?
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0
Do you have a tag for that rack?
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0
Do you play softball? Because you are really soft.
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0
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
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0
If you were a steak you would be well done.
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0
It's a good thing your ass is so fat, because it takes the attention off of your face.
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0
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
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0
If I judged you on a 1 to 10 scale, I'd give you a '9.9'. It would be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
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0
Hello, I am God. Will you be my angel?
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0
Are you always this hot or did you just steal the sun?
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0
Your ex was just too stupid to not admit that there was no flower in the gardens in heaven and Earth that are as beautiful as you.
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0
Are you Jeff's girlfriend? No? Don't you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.
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0
Your boyfriend/girlfriend has got to be the luckiest person in the world. But, are you happy? Call me.
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0
I am going to go downstairs later to find some hotties. Would you like to go downstairs so we could find you?
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0
Hey Cutie. No, not you, but your body.
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0
Hey, do you like dancing? Go over there and dance so I can talk to your friend.
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0
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
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0
(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
0
0
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
0
0
Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
4
1
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
0
0
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
1
0
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
0
0
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
0
0
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
0
0
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
0
0
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
10
7
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
0
0
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
12
4
Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?
0
0
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
1
1(for Dick)
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
0
0
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
41
17
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
2
0
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
0
0
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
20
3
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
0
0
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
14
0
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
10
3
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
1
0
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
0
0
Just where do those legs of yours end?
0
0
Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
0
0
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
34
7
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
0
0
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
20
3
Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
0
0
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
10
3
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
0
0
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
10
5
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
0
0
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
40
11
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
King Cheese!
Some cheese
Wow! Are those real?
12
1
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
0
0
You are the reason men fall in love.
0
0
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
1
0
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
3
0
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
0
0
You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
4
1
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
0
0
You should be someone's wife.
4
1
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
8
8...successive slaps...
You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
0
0
Submitted Line Attempts Successes
Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
13
13
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
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Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
3
0
If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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0
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
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0
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
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0
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
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0
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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0
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
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0
Baby, you so flat you make the walls jealous.
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0
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
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0
I bet you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
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0
I bet you could suck Lincoln's head off a penny.
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0
Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
3
0
Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
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0
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
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0
If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.
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0
Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.
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0
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
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0
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
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0
Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
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0
Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
10
2
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
11
10
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
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0
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
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0
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
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0
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
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0
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
11
7
Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are."
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0
I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
6
6
If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
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0
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
I hope that it would be seen as flattery.
0
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
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0
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
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0
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
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0
I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
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0
Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Super Bowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
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0
Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head. (Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
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0
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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0
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
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0
Excuse me miss... Is your face so messed up because you fell from heaven.
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0
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
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0
Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
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0
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
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0
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
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0
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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0
Do you go the ocean much? 'Cause you smell like the CLAM!
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0
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
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0
I'm sorry, but, have we met before? (No.) Oh, I'm sorry, I guess that it must have been your mom.
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0
Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
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0
You're a babe, right? Haven't you seen the film?
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0
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
cheesy?
Quite.
Even though the ugly lights are shining bright, you still look beautiful.
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0
There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
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0
This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!
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0
If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
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0
Wow, you have some sweet birthin' hips.
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0
(Walk up to them and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion(mirage).
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0
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
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0
Is that your date, or did your brother get a new dress?
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0
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
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0
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
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0
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
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0
That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
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0
Did the Lord steal the thunder from the skies and put them in your thighs?
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0
Are those implants?
Is that flattery, or "flattery"?
0
Are you a bird collector? 'Cause you've got a nice set of hooters.
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0
Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?
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0
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
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0
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
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0
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Person: What are you doing?!?!? You: Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. Person: WHAT?!?!? You: Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
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0
You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
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0
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
1
1
When God made you, he was showing off.
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0
(Bump into someone) If I knew how hot you were I would have grabbed your ass instead of bumping into you.
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0
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
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0
Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
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0
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.
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0
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
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0
If all the stars in the sky were summed, not even words that many times stronger than "beautiful" could ever be used to describe you.
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0
You're so hot, I bet you could light a candel at 10 paces.
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0
How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!
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0
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
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0
If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning.
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0
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porshe.
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0
The drink: \$6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.
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0
Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
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0
You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
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0
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
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0
Have you seen my enormous jar of "Penis Reducing Cream"?
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0
You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can see myself and I look great." Then smile, and sheepishly say "just kidding."
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0
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
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0
You wet? I'd bet you are after looking at me.
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0
You're so fine, I'd suck your daddy's dick just to get some of where that came from.
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0
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
20
20
I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?
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0
Hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
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0
This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.
2
0 (I have no idea why...)
Are those your breasts or are they Siamese Watermelons?
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0
I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
1
1
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
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0
Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
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0
Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.
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0
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
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0
Ok, quick, you go in the toilets and get me some condoms and meet me back here in five minutes... In the meantime I'll go and get you some breath mints...
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0
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 30.
10
5
Scientists call me a medical miracle.
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0
[You] Here are my keys [Other] Why? [You] Here's the key to my house, my car,...and my heart.
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0
You had better direct that beauty and femininity somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
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0
Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
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0
Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter?
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0
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
17
16
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
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0
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
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0
Fat Penguin. WHAT? I just thought I'd say something to break the ice.
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0
You know that I think about you only twice a day? Once when my eyes are open, and once when they are closed.
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0
You're so flat, I don't know if you're walking forwareds or backwards.
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0
Two words explain me when I'm not with you. Jergens Lotion.
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0
Baby, you must be a slut because you give out more ass than a donkey dealership.
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0
How much do you cost? I've got a dollar, how much change would I get back?
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0
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
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0
Is that a fox on your shoulder, or am I seeing double?
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0
Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.
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0
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
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0
Do you like pool, cause I've got the balls if you've got the rack. (or vice versa)
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0
Damn, Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic.
10
10
You need $20 and a friend. Give friend the $20. Walk up to target. Friend says, "You're right. Those are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen." Hands you the $20 and walks away.
**DAMN, you need a friend!**
0
So last night I had the same dream over and over - always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.
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0
Tonight, you know you will be sitting on your bed and you will be holding your pillow close to your chest and wish it were me pressing against your chest.
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0
From across the bare you looked a little on the heavy side, but as you got closer I noticed you were ugly too!
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0
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
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0
(If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... so what do you say we dance?
8
8
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
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0
See these keys? Ya like em? I wish I had the one to your heart.
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0
Excuse me I have a problem and I wonder if you can help me? (O.K. I'll see what I can do. What is your problem?) I have every S.T.D. in the book except for one and I think you can give it to me!
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0
Hey baby. I'm single. Do you believe that shit?
1
1
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
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0
Is that shirt Camel Skin? 'Cause I'm checkin' out your humps!
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0
You could make a glass eye cry...
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0
I think that your attractive and simply amazing from what I've seen so far. Can I get your number and meet your personality.
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0
All the other girls are just rough Drafts .... but i think you are the FINAL COPY!!
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0
Are you a hands-on-learner? Because I am, and I'd like to learn about you...
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0
Way to go God!!!
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0
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
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0
Your voice sounds like sandpaper grated over a cheese grater.
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0
I bet your name is Jesus, because you look like you came from heaven!
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Wow. Sacrilegiously lame.
You don't look too bad, I'm guessing you only got hit once in the face with that sack of nickels, right?
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0
Bitch, give me some of that disease!
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0
You look so hot that I could cook rice on you!
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Wow. Ethnic-insensitively lame.
You're hotter than donut grease.
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0
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
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0
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
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0
A thousand painters working for a thousand years could not create a beauty that equals you.
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Did you know its a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around I'll let you off with a warning.
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If you were on hotornot.com, I would give you a ten.
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There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
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Your good looks don't intimidate me. (Walk away)
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If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
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Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl.
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Baby, you're so hot, you make the North Pole look like the equator.
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You're so hot, I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!
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When I grow up, i want to have a beautiful daughter. So can I ask your parents how they made you be that way?
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Did you fall out of the sky? That would explain what happened to your face.
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You know, they say that behind every beautiful woman there is a beautiful behind. Well, your ass is gorgeous.
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(Sounding official) Excuse me, we have a problem here. You see that table over there? It has one too many chairs at it. Would you like to join me?
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I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
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You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
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What is your occupation? I would've guessed interior decorator--you sure make this place seem a lot nicer.
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I'm not trying to pick you up or anything because you are kind of heavy.
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Will you be my sweet-ass bitch for the prom?
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I'd buy my way into your heart if I thought it had a price.
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What is your name? That's a nice name. It's my dog's name.
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You're so beautiful you make me wish I was straight.
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Your pussy is really loose, can I touch your caboose?
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Do you have a tag for that rack?
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Do you play softball? Because you are really soft.
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I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
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If you were a steak you would be well done.
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It's a good thing your ass is so fat, because it takes the attention off of your face.
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Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
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If I judged you on a 1 to 10 scale, I'd give you a '9.9'. It would be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
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Hello, I am God. Will you be my angel?
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Are you always this hot or did you just steal the sun?
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Your ex was just too stupid to not admit that there was no flower in the gardens in heaven and Earth that are as beautiful as you.
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Are you Jeff's girlfriend? No? Don't you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.
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Your boyfriend/girlfriend has got to be the luckiest person in the world. But, are you happy? Call me.
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I am going to go downstairs later to find some hotties. Would you like to go downstairs so we could find you?
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Hey Cutie. No, not you, but your body.
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Hey, do you like dancing? Go over there and dance so I can talk to your friend.
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It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
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